ok i only waited for the update all night its freakin 2:30am GOODNIGHT HAVE A NICE SLEEP if you can

neckbeardeddragon:

best part of the update

doomyz:

and i’ve been waiting minutes to use this.

its not about shipping its more about how long the wait was for them to finally meet god bless

herimperiouscrockercension:

I’M GOING TO CRY

SCREAMIGNGGGGGG

jesussbabymomma:

HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO

criminalcrazy:

So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,

“It’s a chewdriver!”

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.

easily-amuseddd:

“Yo”

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

terraforce:

This is the only post on this site I care about

polterghast:

when you message a friend in your usual goofy/obnoxious manner and it turns out something serious happened to them like their dog died or whatever and you just

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

rubycosmos:

earthnation:

what if milk had pulp